A married couple go shopping at their local discount store. The wife grabs a grocery cart and they are going up and down the aisles. The husband stops by the Budweiser display and picks up a case and puts it in the cart. The wife asks him, "What is that for?"
answers by saying, "It's on sale, a case of beer for only $10." They
argue a bit and he puts the beer back on the shelf. They go down a
couple of more aisles and the wife picks up a $20 jar of beauty cream.
The husband asks, "What is that for?"
She responds, "It makes me beautiful."
He answers, "So does Budweiser for half the cost."
Then over the PA it could be heard, "Clean up in aisle 25, husband down."